Reality - Ch. 7

Now we're gonna enjoy ourselves.  Let's just walk over to the bar and sit on those tall but comfy chairs.
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Now if you don't mind I've got a couple of cocktails to ask the bartender to make.  I'm sure you'll like them, which ever one you go for.

Yeah that's okay it doesn't matter if you normally don't drink.  Remember you're not real, so this alcohol isn't go to affect you.

I don't think.  Well, I could be wrong.

Sorry I didn't mean to laugh like that. 

Anyway, here he is.  This barman's called Tony.  Now hang on while I talk to him about the cocktails I'd like him to make for us.
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Sorry about that.  It's been so long since I was last here.  He's got to meet and chat with so many new film stars.  Can you imagine chatting with Cary Grant and even Audrey Hepburn?

This is an amazing, really unusual bar.  You see although it's based in London, it's also based in Los Angeles and New York, I think it is.  I think it's based in a couple of other places as well but I don't know exactly.

No you didn't understand me.  I don't mean different branches of this bar.  I mean this actual bar is in different places in the 1950s.

Oh!  Here we go - the cocktails have come.  Now that one is a Mai Tai and that one's an Old Fashioned.  I actually was thinking about a Whiskey Sour but Tony said it would take a long time to sort out the egg white for that cocktail or something.  These were some of THE cocktails to go for in the 1950s.

You choose which one you want to go for.  I'll warn you the Mai Tai is very strong.

Yeah course I told you the alcohol won't have an effect upon you, yeah, so go for it.
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Let me help you slowly get your feet.  I'm really sorry.  I didn't know the alcoholic drinks in this place would affect you like that.

No you didn't cause a scene.  People in this bar aren't surprised apparently.  You're not the first unreal person to come to this bar it seems.  I don't know who that would've been.  Tony didn't know the name of the person who was also affected like you.

Don't be angry.  Tony didn't warn me because he didn't know you weren't real.

Look, I'll help you back to Arch's pub and maybe his food will help you sober up.